Big fat fishes are Wales

After some deliberation, 10 reasons why I will support France on Saturday.

1. 1972-77, boarding school on the Welsh borders. Wales won every international game and rubbed it in with salt (and more painful substances).
2. During my early years in business, I bought hundreds of cattle in Wales, and not all of them were what they were supposed to be.
3. Wine: French make it, Wales do it.
4. 1972-77, boarding school on the Welsh borders. As a 9 stone full back, I got trampled too many times by hot footed backs from Llandovery and Brecon college. They laughed.
5. Nigel Owens, Gareth Thomas, Max Boyce…..Little Britain.
6. Jonathan Davies on TV: God, does that guy ever stop complaining?
7. I live there.
8. Borth.
9. 2006 Lions tour,  New Zealand. Despite us being on the same side, every Welshman (to a man) complained about Clive Woodwood at every opportunity.
10. They wouldn’t support us if the boot was on the other foot.