What a load of Sherman Tank

My name is Ed and I’m just a kid

So many rhymes that I cant get rid

I made a song about a pound of squid

It only cost me a couple a quid

But it was tasty

When I wrapped it in pastry

And cooked at gas 3

In my kitchen in Aintree

With my girlfriend called Daisy

Who was really quite lazy

But it didn’t phase me

Or even amaze me

Coz she was from Paisley

And featured on page 3

I have bad hair but it makes me good

And had a hit when I never should,

A pint of beer, half a dozen drams

Then caught a bus and a couple of trams

But I got to a studio

Cos I’m so cool, you know

Sound just like a real pro

Although I just left school though

Already making real dough

Met the Prince and his bro

Gonna buy a crossbow

Which rhymes with Moscow

This song’s turning to tosh now

Who care’s, I got cash now….